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NEVER BE AFRAID TO SAY WHAT YOU FEEL - You can only die once




PROBLEM SOLVING -


TAGS: i say potato you say
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

gettinsmarter - August 5, 2011, 1:29 pm
Actually none of itis true. The Russians actually bought mechanical pencils from an American firm.
scotts13 - August 5, 2011, 10:26 am
Unfortunately, it's NOT true. Fisher developed the pen with private funds, the sold pens to NASA. Didn't actually cost much more than pencils.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:23 am
you know, the sad part is it's all true. It's mistakes like this that make me proud to be a Russian!
mariand - August 5, 2011, 3:40 am
hehe... 5 bottles for you
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:12 pm
I tried it and it works...the Vodka that is.
gas - August 4, 2011, 8:07 pm
LOL!
rerun - August 4, 2011, 8:05 pm

we could still be in space if we had thought of that.


FACT OF LIFE - After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar say W.T.F?




MY PRAYER -


TAGS: say it so you mean it
Rating: 4.68/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 2:21 pm
Hey that's my prayer I say every-- never mind... :D


CONFUCIUS SAYS - He who creates own drama, deserves one's own karma ...


TAGS: confucius says drama desrves karma
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - March 16, 2012, 6:20 pm
@budog.. I was trying to place that face... Mr. Magoo 4 sure.. nailed it
Budog - March 16, 2012, 2:28 pm
He kind of reminds of the old Mr. Magoo Cartoon. Confucius Magoo?
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:06 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 16, 2012, 8:38 am
damn... dude, this explains it all...


LIFE MUST CONSUME LIFE -


TAGS: vegetarian life sustain consume justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


ZOMBIE GNOMES -




CALLING MY EX -


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.81/5

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Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm

HA...LOVE IT!!!
RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.


TAGS: lindsay lohan then and now blonde hair red hair
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 5:24 pm
More 1L targeting, Tokin? Time to grab your ankles, punk.
TokinFire - July 11, 2010, 3:37 pm
How could you have not liked Avatar AG? It was in real 3D!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:30 am
Bombers? Who? Tokin? I know, right?
Cloudchaser - July 11, 2010, 11:25 am
Damn 1L bombers :-P I totally agreed with this because I :heart: redheads!


YOUNG LOVE -


TAGS: hair pulling day nothing says i love you like a swift kick to the groin
Rating: 4.45/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm

O.U.C.H.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a pervert for touching his butt. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
Roflmao
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol


I AM NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID - I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking .


TAGS: not saying youre stupid thinking
Rating: 4.79/5

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jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:20 am
epic face palm


CHILDHOOD MEMORIES - H.R. Pufnstuf arrested after authorities found him playing with Jimmy's magic golden flute


TAGS: i say i love to puff on stuff
Rating: 3.35/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 10, 2017, 3:31 am
Then Scooby; Shaggy; Freddy; Thelma; and Daphne pull the mask off and say in unison "Kevin Spacey!"


IMMIGRATION POLICY -


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.


MR. FRENCH - Always the gentleman's gentleman


TAGS: the topic of the day did say french
Rating: 2.73/5

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LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I still have mi-...I mean, my SISTER had one...yeah, that's it.
Airman - September 21, 2009, 4:08 pm
thank you LD.. I could NOT remember the name of that doll.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:03 pm
Oh boy...the things he did to Buffy and Jody! Show Uncle Bill where he touched you on the Mrs. Beasley doll Buffy...
todd snyder - September 21, 2009, 12:50 pm
Memory Lane . . . 5 lions for you.


- Ni


TAGS: the knights who say
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - September 21, 2010, 5:58 pm

your "out of gas" is by far better than a lot of the newer members submissions. I got the reference right away.
AdmiralAckbar - September 21, 2010, 4:46 pm
Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang zoom-Boing z'nourrrwringmm
Airman - September 21, 2010, 4:14 pm
thanks for letting it through rerun.. and to be honest, that was all i had. I was out of gas.
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 10:53 pm
Brilliant!
jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:15 pm
nice, I hope he has an undershirt on else thats gonna pull a lot of hair out
ICEMAN - September 20, 2010, 8:22 pm
Gee whiz thanks Z. I had no idea.
Zealot - September 20, 2010, 8:11 pm
its funny, i laughed, however if you didnt it was cause u havent seen monty python holy grail
CANADA - September 20, 2010, 7:32 pm
HA! instant classic
rerun - September 20, 2010, 7:14 pm

I know it was out of format, however I laughed.
motinet - September 20, 2010, 7:10 pm

LOL - rule breaking simplicity


WRITE AN 8 PAGE ESSAY ON COURAGE - ... This is Courage ...


TAGS: essay this is courage
Rating: 4.6/5

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Colin - February 17, 2014, 12:18 am
If it seems tough to complete your coursework with perfection then you can use an easy option of get it done by someone else or purchase essays online.
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 3:16 pm
Funnily enough, this was actually an Oxford Examination Board Essay Question... the guy who wrote this answer topped the exam for he was the "master of presence of mind" !
TerrorAustralis - January 4, 2012, 7:44 am
5Ls for ingenuity the marking: "there is a fine line between courage and stupidity. see me after class"
Rick69 - January 3, 2012, 4:14 pm
Ah... ok, I see what you mean. I'll keep that in mind for any future "courageous" posters :)
Reality Lord - January 3, 2012, 3:02 pm

i would have flipped the text and title.


GIRLS CANT BE TRUSTED... -




IS YOUR WIFE A GOER? -




SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, stupid hobbit that steals jewelry, the other is Gollum.


TAGS: lindsay lohan jewelry thief gollum
Rating: 4.17/5

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GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:38 am
Must be some kinda alumni weekend……… Nice one Mustyk


TRUE FRIEND -




REMEMBER KIDS - If someone offers you drugs, say thank you, they are expensive




STEROIDS - They turn you into a Super Saiyan.




A BIRD IN THE HAND - Is worth two in the bush. Unless you have Epilepsy.


TAGS: bird hand epilepsy sayings
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - September 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
lol...this is a good one


A HUG. - For when you want to say something that cheers someone up, but can't explain it.


TAGS: say explain hug cheer sweet
Rating: 2.75/5

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Benlulz - September 24, 2010, 6:32 pm
(y)
forseti - September 22, 2010, 2:22 pm
Negative comments are more important to improve IMO. But I never want to harm anybody. Just hints and just my opinion. You're right, my start was suboptimal. BUT I tried hard to improve and had never any quarreling. In fact, I'm a misinterpreted angel! :D
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 1:24 pm
I have never had a hard time taking criticism. (from those qualified to hand it out) All I'm saying is that you make a lot of negative comments for someone who never took them well. Think back to when you first joined, you know what I mean.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 9:41 am
I didn't dish out, just gave some hints. Benlulz got it right. And I never hated criticism. I just didn't like your diss, specially because you're one of those who can't take criticism very much. Don't take my comments literally if there is a wink. -> ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 8:40 am
If everything that "didn't fit that much to Motifake" was rejected there would only be a couple thousand posters here. You hated criticism when you started here forseti, why do you dish so much out now?
forseti - September 22, 2010, 8:11 am
we're all here for fun, so enjoy. some posters may not work with the audience so if you upload them you probably get some bad votings sooner or later. not giving a shit on this is the first step to become a regular I guess. So go on! :D
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 7:39 am
no prob man ^^ i just like the way you can make posters and since i had some inspiration i just created it :)
forseti - September 22, 2010, 6:41 am
as it was approved, it's okand at least not your fault!! ;) As I said, I like it, but it doesn't fit that much to moti_fake_. Just my opinion, nothing personal! ;)
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
>_
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
Oh, didn't know it HAD to be demo. or funny, >_
forseti - September 21, 2010, 6:06 pm
that's nice, but not demotivational or funny. wrong domain?!? ;)


EPIC FAIL -


TAGS: car epic fail crash 30 speed grass ditch funny kirk saywell techtoad
Rating: 2.89/5

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fallenone121 - March 22, 2011, 1:05 am
Sliding off a dry straight road sideways takes skill...like the asians that cross four lanes of traffic without a turn signal use. At 30 mph it was probably some kid trying to brag about their 1337 drifting skillz.


Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: life lessons choice sayings mom
Rating: 4.54/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:50 pm
Yet another upside to raising the kids in the country...did it to the little buggers about a mile out from home on the gravel road. Only had to do it ONCE...teehee!
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:25 pm
I'm not sure this threat means anything anymore, since your kids know if you pull over drag them out of the car and beat them, every single passing motorist will gleefully call the police and send you to jail, hoping they can get on TV.


Things Mom Taught Me -




SLICED BREAD - What was the best thing before it?


TAGS: stupid sayings
Rating: 3.81/5

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falloutghoul - February 3, 2012, 5:18 pm
Jelly, for there was nothing to smear it on.
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 12:42 am
Fun fact. Bread companies actually stopped selling pre-sliced bread during WWII so the public would buy less so there would be more food for the troops.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2012, 10:41 pm
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you & hear the lamentation of the women!!!
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 7:08 pm
BLT - if you've got a toaster, or a torch
rerun - February 1, 2012, 6:22 pm

Ham, there needed to be a great reason to slice the bread
Airman - February 1, 2012, 5:00 pm
Myrrh
GySgt1811a - February 1, 2012, 2:30 pm
Night Baseball?


IT'S SO SIMPLE -


TAGS: love story divorce say sorry
Rating: 4.77/5

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Greybeard - May 11, 2014, 12:22 am
Ha Ha Ha. Awesome... :)


ATLATL - A stick used to throw another stick further then you could throw the stick without the other stick


TAGS: say that 10 times fast
Rating: 4.28/5

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IllicoPresto - November 7, 2010, 1:39 am
Excellent! My kind of humor. 5 sticks
Derek - November 7, 2010, 12:42 am
a.k.a. woomera


LOVE -




BARBIE - She could never keep up with Paris, Lindsay & Britney !


TAGS: barbie the porcelain bus driver paris lindsay britney
Rating: 3.44/5

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MustyK - December 31, 2009, 11:10 pm
Thanks Mr Sickartist. Did you notice that Uncle Culos had left his hat behind ??
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:22 am
LOL Nice job MustyK 5L


BUBBLE MAN - He;s got somethin to say.....DEAD




VALENTINE'S DAY -


TAGS: valentine s day nothing says i love you like an oral hug
Rating: 4.33/5

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mapledoor - February 18, 2010, 11:01 pm
Fucking Chemistry
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 12:49 am
This must be that nifty Human Element "Hu", that DOW keeps talking about.
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 12:47 am
LOL!


THE NAVY -


TAGS: and so they say it is a seaman s life
Rating: 4/5

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GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
true that
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:31 pm
NEver wear battleship gray... 100 sailors will try to board you.


IT'S A TRAP! -


TAGS: what do i say now
Rating: 4.83/5

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THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.




FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.




PURPLE MILKSHAKE -


TAGS: saying purple milkshakes is baaad mmmmkay
Rating: 2.13/5

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thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:53 pm
Oh... In that case... BANNED! jk I don't normally vote on or even read the long ones. *sigh*
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
Mr. M had a facelift? I'm still confused.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:50 pm
I was a little worried you would be the one to warn me for those comments. I'm not trying to stir anything up but this is getting ridiculous. One veteran member has always made them but now the noobs are joining in and the face of motifake has changed.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:49 pm
I don't get the joke.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:48 pm
I concur with TTH... I never was a large fan of textfakes.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:46 pm
If we all started attaching pics to the jokes we get in our emails, the face of motifake would change forever. I think we were better off when Moti's could only be 3 lines max. I will strive toward that goal from now on, I hope others will join me.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:44 pm
This "jokefake" trend is starting to take over the site. They may be funny, but they're not really motifakes. They are also about the easiest posters to mass produce. I may have to include them in the 1L club along with the anime, tunnels, and c norris.
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:25 pm
I've heard this one as 'Purple Flower'. It's better done verbally and drawn out as long as the listener will put up with it. I saw this joke last for 3 days once before they got to punch line.


SMOKING -




COMING OF AGE -


TAGS: culos says puberty sucks
Rating: 4.46/5

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 11:36 am
LOL @ Sean...
Sean - September 20, 2011, 11:11 am
Wait a minute. Those things come off? My mom lied to me. I supposed it it also NOT illegal to wear a bicycle helmet without a baseball cap underneith, is it?
Maddness - September 19, 2011, 3:25 pm
Preach it brother thats how I feel


HEADSTART -




CONFUCIUS SAYS - It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.


TAGS: confucius says
Rating: 4.41/5

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MustyK - March 27, 2010, 10:48 pm
Thanks Boner !!
BoneCD - March 27, 2010, 10:54 am
Good one Musty


YOUR LAWN - I'm not touching it I'm not touching it


TAGS: ld says stay off
Rating: 4.29/5

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BoneCD - March 2, 2010, 6:07 pm
Apparently it's ok to drop a load on it...
Hakiu - March 2, 2010, 5:54 pm
5L all the way. Kudos.
Faceplant31 - March 2, 2010, 3:24 pm
EPIC! 5L
LogicDude - March 2, 2010, 3:24 pm
Where're my Patriot missiles at...danged kids! 5L!
thatonechick - March 2, 2010, 3:03 pm
Fabulous!


BREAK IT DOWN -




MEMORIES -


TAGS: say cheese
Rating: 3.86/5

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booger13 - March 31, 2010, 4:54 am
lmao , love this poster XD most people dont get the point , lol but it took me 3 days for it to finally sink in my head , its not the RED BIKINI , its the sheer Horror of the girl *DAMN*
R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 11:29 am
LOL! What, Twilight?
thatonechick - March 12, 2010, 11:22 am
And now, to get that off the top of the screen...
R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 11:11 am
the Twilight Saga?
Sean - March 12, 2010, 11:03 am
Thanks. Come to think of it, that WHOLE day was magi- ... no wait, what's the exact opposite of magic?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 2:53 am
This is....... magic.


GARY COLEMAN -


TAGS: willis wont be saying much now
Rating: 3.73/5

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pieman - May 28, 2010, 11:25 pm
People to write my epitaph. Kung-fu Devil. Check.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 28, 2010, 6:26 pm
I've always looked down on him.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 5:54 pm
Come on KFD, that was a LOW blow! :) Seriously though, let's hope there's not a height requirement to get into Heaven! Hiyo! 5 petit coffins, R.I.P. little one.


WHY NOT? - You would flush a gold fish down the toilet, right?


TAGS: saying good bye to pooooo kums twice
Rating: 3.25/5

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pieman - May 14, 2010, 1:41 pm
Pies are universal. Mincemeat, catmeat. It's all the same.
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:30 pm
Pieman, Orange is definately your color!


VAMPIRELLA -


TAGS: not dissing power girl just sayin
Rating: 2.91/5

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MO - August 26, 2009, 1:30 pm
There is no "before" Power Girl! There is only....POWER GIRL!!!! No and then either!!!


IT'S SO COLD... -


TAGS: winter temperatures sayings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 12:19 am
Is that a buddy of yours?
ughomer - December 19, 2012, 10:01 pm
This makes me think of "Chilly Willy."
MissPriss - December 19, 2012, 9:52 am
Thank you Mr. Gary.
GaryO - December 19, 2012, 8:25 am
HAH! Good'n Missy


SAFE WORD -


TAGS: justsay n
Rating: 4.82/5

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MULTI-TASKING -


TAGS: multi tasking medicinal justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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Oiler - January 30, 2013, 11:28 am
The best part of waking up...it smolders in your cup. Well said. 5L


PERSPECTIVE -




READY ? - Simon says scratch your back!


TAGS: says
Rating: 4.25/5

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Bolverk37782 - May 16, 2012, 9:04 am
Johnny Vegas or what!! thank you very much Un Hu
Bolverk37782 - May 16, 2012, 9:04 am
Johnny Vegas or what!! thank you very much Un Hu
Bolverk37782 - May 16, 2012, 9:04 am
Johnny Vegas or what!! thank you very much Un Hu


MOTHER KNOWS YOU DONT' MEAN WHAT YOU SAY - When things don't go your way And at the end of the day She'll make it all ok...




LINDSAY - When will you realize that guys liked you like this


TAGS: lindsay lohan redhead women woman girl chick chic blonde blond
Rating: 3.07/5

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Derek - October 19, 2009, 7:10 pm
Could be she doesn't care what guys think.
Dave - October 9, 2009, 12:19 pm
If she is still "experimenting" she can try my ole Polish curve
union - March 22, 2009, 10:38 am
She only has different levels of hot. This is super hot.
Anonymous2 - March 21, 2009, 12:37 pm
Thank you! I loved her with red hair and boobs, not the bottle-blonde and skinny like a crack-whore look she's got now.


WHIFF OF THE DAY -




Got Your Nose! -


TAGS: sayings kid games stay out
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 9, 2013, 11:43 pm
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 9, 2013, 8:06 am
Oh that's wonderful, never expected that kicker!


FRIENDLY FLIP OFF -




The Napkin -




THE BEST THINGS ARE LIFE ARE FREE, FOR NOW -


TAGS: they say the best things in life are free unless they can find a way silverheart
Rating: 4.42/5

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Silverheart - February 27, 2013, 4:39 pm

Government and corporations both. Pay - same, perks - less, workload - more, tax - more, value of purcahses - less... Ain't life grand!
Bolverk3778 - February 26, 2013, 7:40 pm
Yes, the government is aware of this, why else do you think that your being taxed to the hilt.


FACEBOOK STATUS - Probably shouldnt have changed it to single just yet.




CONFUCIUS SAYS... - This script all wong.




HURTS THE MOST -


TAGS: hurt things he did nt say
Rating: 4.17/5

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Zreiser - October 11, 2011, 1:47 am
wow, first 'relationship' or 'love' poster I've ever actually liked! Great job!
Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:04 pm

nice


SOME PEOPLE - If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you.




THATS A NO NO -


TAGS: god zeus dont say
Rating: 3.77/5

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megablob - May 2, 2011, 3:57 pm
That a Genzoman piece from deviantart. His stuff is very good, but it's all the same. It usually composes of Character's action pose and swirl in the background. His male figures are much more varied compared to his female ones, who are identical.


I KNOW I'M GOOD -


TAGS: things not to say during sex
Rating: 3.38/5

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Fatt Matt - January 7, 2010, 4:49 pm
HAHAHA! 5 jars of PB for you sir!


OH GIRLS... -


TAGS: you know what they say
Rating: 2.25/5

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Bone - July 1, 2009, 6:27 am
Thank god...for a moment there I thought that you had, well nevermind.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 2:27 am
Sorry ... too lazy there for a moment to sign back in.
Sean. - July 1, 2009, 2:23 am
Uhhmmmm, yeah. Bone-honey ... if dat shoe fits, the girl won't ... if yous knows wot I mean. And you'll probably feel faint every time you ... oh, nevermind.


D.A.R.E. - Drugs Are Really Expensive




NADIA? - Who's Nadia?




TGIF -


TAGS: thank god its friday sayings tuesday ruins nights realization
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 12:33 pm
Tip one back for me!
maoworks2 - November 6, 2014, 8:45 am
SKOL !
MissPriss - November 6, 2014, 12:54 am
Oh paleeese! Don't go all hi-tech on me. Cheers!
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 12:52 am
How many times? Depressing enough to buy a digital watch.


North Korea Telecom -


TAGS: say again what
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 15, 2015, 9:30 pm
Had a 5L all in Korean for ya, but it won't let me post it! So just a good ol' Canuck 5L will have to do :(


This Generation -




SACRIFICE... -


TAGS: justsay n
Rating: 4.67/5

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Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: time travel sayings moms
Rating: 4.65/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:08 pm
Haha I guess I got off easy compared to you...thanks for sharing ipa.
MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:07 pm
With my mom I didn't need a time machine! Glad I gave ya a good laugh Papa!
ipaprime - April 25, 2013, 8:12 am
only next week, it was always next month for me
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 7:45 am
LMAO! :-D


ELECTRON -




NO MAN IS AN ISLAND - But some deserve an A for effort.


TAGS: weight image sayings
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 4:00 pm
Thanks Rude...I'm guessing it's used as a natural habitat by smaller aquatic life forms.
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 1:26 pm
The hairy back is a nice touch. 5Ls
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 12:09 am
I mean that if he was at the beach I'd have someplace to put my drink so it doesn't get sandy...teehee.
Greeny - January 31, 2013, 6:55 pm
you mean a-z?


EVEN SMART GUYS CAN'T AGREE - briefs or boxers?


TAGS: what say you
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 7:59 am
Great show!
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 4:46 pm
BAZINGA!


CONDOMS - Could have prevented these two tragedies.


TAGS: lindsay lohan paris hilton
Rating: 4.45/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2010, 7:58 am
Of course, if those mistakes hadn't happened, Sex tapes wouldn't be an acceptable way to become famous.
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 4:14 pm
ohhh, love vs like....I get it. well not right now, maybe later, after she has a few martoooni's
Faceplant31 - August 31, 2010, 3:52 pm
Exactly my point Grey!
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 3:49 pm
A "gulp" would have prevented this too
Faceplant31 - August 31, 2010, 3:38 pm
Very true, so could have true love tho...


WOULD YOU SAY - We have a plethora of Ospreys?


TAGS: yes yes i would say that
Rating: 4.44/5

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Leta - June 12, 2011, 2:47 pm
7 is a plethora?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:02 pm
Ugh.... I'll bail them out... RS, I know that I, Aggy, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 12, 2010, 4:43 pm
Nice Three Amigos reference! lo 5L
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 1:45 pm
A pod!
Hakiu - March 12, 2010, 11:57 am
Would they be called a flock or a gaggle?
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 11:06 am
In layman's terms, a shitload and a half.
R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 10:37 am
Jefe, what is a plethora?


GOOD ADVICE -


TAGS: do as i say drugs
Rating: 4.13/5

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KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:30 pm
poor thing
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:36 pm
Absolutely. No to drugs. Yes to everything else.
mariand - January 31, 2012, 3:20 pm
You know, it's a saying in my country, similar with this, but refered to priests: "Do what the priest say's, not what the priest does"


RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: smell assignment nothing says lovin like a good dutch oven
Rating: 3.5/5

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GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:44 pm
goole dutch oven, it's a cooking device. the gasous part just mimics the apperatus.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 4:38 pm
culos, dutch? who knew? but the patriotic dutchman in me feels insulted that something like that is associated with the dutch
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:34 pm
@culos, thanks for the descriptive assistance :) couldn't have described it better.
culos - December 13, 2009, 3:50 pm
From one Dutchman to another: Dutch oven is a fart chamber created by pulling a blanket over someone's head and farting.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 3:39 pm
what for the love of god is a dutch oven? i'm dutch and never heard the term


THE TOWER AT DUBAI - Or should we say the New Tower of Babel.


TAGS: say hi to the big guy 4 me
Rating: 3.47/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:17 pm

I would so kill for the opportunity to have equipment on that job.


LD LOVES'UM AND LEAVES'UM. - hey kids stop, my phones ringing it might be your dad. I always told you he would call one day.


TAGS: what not to say after sex
Rating: 3.25/5

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LogicDude - January 7, 2010, 2:08 pm
And the number I left you? In case you haven't called it already, I'll save you some time: it's the Chinese Take-out place down the street.
HareRama - January 7, 2010, 12:38 pm
He won't call.


SUGAR AND SPICE -


TAGS: oct 11 im just sayin
Rating: 3.05/5

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agdaniele - October 13, 2009, 1:41 am
It's the symbology.
agdaniele - October 13, 2009, 1:33 am
How cute was nazani? Shouting it from the mountain... "I don't know what snail tracks are!"
Haarakkon - October 12, 2009, 1:23 pm
Wow. Rarely has so much fail been packed in to so few syllables. Poster win, comment fail.
Arrogant Knight - October 12, 2009, 10:11 am
You're a retard, nazani. Plain and SIMPLE.
nazani14 - October 12, 2009, 10:07 am
You DO realize that snails are hermaphroditic, don't you?
Sean - October 12, 2009, 2:21 am
How the hell can a snail have back hair? That's my question? Oooh ooooh, Mr. President sir, I also have a follow-up ... uhmmm, does this also mean that somewhere out there, there may be a red-necked slug sporting a mullet?
RON - October 11, 2009, 10:01 pm
5 SNAIL TRACKS!!!!


VEIL -


TAGS: life time woman joke quote nice fashion way say brown bag sexy eyes hide beauty religion
Rating: 3/5

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Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:24 am
6L if possible!!!
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am
that made me laugh till tears


TWENTY THINGS - You Will NEVER Hear A Man Say


TAGS: 20 thing you will never hear a man say
Rating: 2.87/5

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Mikeipee - August 26, 2009, 8:36 pm
More like 19 things you will never hear a man say. (#2 & #18).


THE FRIAR TUCK DOO. - Tim Tebow bringing the Friar hairdo back for the first time since Robin Hood.


TAGS: and all my merry men say uhh
Rating: 2.75/5

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Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 6:08 pm
And with a hair strap around his chin to hold it down. Looks dumb.


THE BLUES -


TAGS: i m just say n
Rating: 2.73/5

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I'm doomed -


TAGS: doomed i say
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 2, 2013, 3:43 pm
Being the oldest, trust me, sucks worse than being the middle. Except maybe for one my sisters. 4 of us so that makes her...middle class? Bahaha love making fun of siblings when they aren't around to see it! 5L for the giggle Mr. Gary.


PREMATURE EJACULATION -




The Final Word -




Meh -




When the cat's away -




HOPELESS -


TAGS: whingeing not whinging speel checker don t even recognize it make a british one i say in colour not color
Rating: 4.88/5

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flint - February 17, 2011, 5:41 pm
I guess some people make a career out of being stupid and phil812 is at the top of his game.....
Phil812 - February 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
errr what ?? - so boring I didn't get through your rambling BS ...
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Love it!
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 12:03 pm

nice!


BAPTISM (BY FIRE) -




A MANS' HOME - A mans' home is his castle only when he has enough boxes to finish the project.


TAGS: homeless sayings men
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - July 23, 2012, 1:56 pm
Thanks space!
spacedog - July 22, 2012, 10:41 am
Nice one Miss P.


WISTFUL THOUGHTS -


TAGS: this is entirely an original saying by yours truely
Rating: 4.83/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:09 pm
Like the others said: Perfect. 5L sir
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 10:06 pm
it's a great pic, and you captured it's essence beautifully. well done.
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 10:06 pm
Excellent Rerun. 5L
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:02 pm

I just got this pic in an e-mail from my day (with about 30 others). This is the only one that was safe, and probably the fastest motifake I have ever made. Words just came to me on this one.
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:52 pm
been there, done that, still doing it...5L
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:47 pm
Incredible! 5L
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 9:44 pm
WEll said, well said indeed


Rerun says... -


TAGS: rerun says it s spring damn it
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 11:05 am
I KNEW you were a fellow Manitoban and this just proved it! When you're done yours I've got a 12 of Blue and a 6ft drift at my place for ya!
rerun - April 20, 2013, 10:10 pm

did I miss something? Is today my day in the barrel? I need to shave my legs....


GOING FERAL -


TAGS: justsay n
Rating: 4.56/5

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